As a guy whose stomach is getting steadily bigger by the day it’s no hidden secret I love food and drink. Not in a classy way, more in a gluttonous way.
I love few things more than piling on the grub to a plate of unfathomable proportion. I like to feel rotten after a meal. To feel the skin stretching around my belly as my gut bellows over my jeans. In a whole world of regret.
I’m not afraid to say it, but I like bitter food and drink too. I like black coffee, grapefruit, lemons, limes, ginger, cheap lager and stout, but apparently, this makes me a psychopath.
Yes, according to a new study of almost 1,000 people, carried out at Innsbruck University in Austria, people who enjoy bitter food and drink are the same folk who like waterboarding OAP’s in their spare time.
More so, according to Vice, they’re ‘duplicitous, self-serving, cold-hearted, vain, selfish, sadistic, narcissistic and even psychopathic’. Jeez, I just like a strong coffee.